Time for everyone to weigh in on my ludicrous idea.

Warp 9 motor at 170ish volts set longitudinally in a full size motorcycle chassis. Single sided shaft drive. Transmission to achieve both the offset from centerline and a choice of ratios (but no clutch, so only shifted between ratios at a stop). Batteries and controller TBD, but enough amps to be exciting and enough kWh to reasonably commute. Not a drag/race bike, but powerful enough to stir the imagination. Styling will not follow the stock bike, but will celebrate the electric drivetrain.